Bonus Flaming Pie & Song
After the Purim gig, I’d apparently made an impression on Simon because his dad decided to book me for a Pie Delivery special. I LOVE this level of service. I don’t have to lug as much stuff or wonder whether people will be open to the idea of a pie-in-the-face.
THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE HIRING ME FOR!
They sign right up for it!
Two weeks later her mom says, “Every time she sees a pie she wants me to put it in her face!”
My assistant wanders off. “I got bored.”
Birthday Boy PIES his Grandma!
A delicate self-pieing with the smallest pie available.
BIRTHDAY BOY PIES DAD! HARD! WITH THE STEEL PIE PAN!
This IS what you were expecting, sir?
Then I gave Simon a private Comedy Consultation. “Your mom carried you in her body for 9 months. It will still be funny if you don’t break her nose. Less power with the same amount of accuracy this time!”
BIRTHDAY BOY PIES MOM! THIS FAMILY REALLY GETS IT!
Bridget makes Jusby look like a midget. Give the monster a strawberry with whipped cream!
Could I do ONE more before I leave? Yes.
This is how Jusby’s new total got to about 280 face pied!
Can I do 20 faces at the next gig for a nice round 300? Quite possibly.