Singing Telegrams

A live, in-person Singing Telegram from Jusby the Clown is a joyful, surprising, and often emotional way to celebrate a birthday, anniversary, promotion, apology, retirement, or any moment worth marking with song, humor, and a little theatrical magic.

Performances are available across Portland and along the I-5 corridor from Seattle to Eugene. Each visit lasts up to 20 minutes and includes a character entrance, one or two songs from a chosen category, light clowning, and photo moments.

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Choose Your Character (12 Options)

Each character sets a different tone and connects with a different audience. All are built from costumes already in your repertoire.

• Classic Clown – colorful, friendly, family-safe
• White Tux Crooner – elegant, romantic, old-school charm
• Tex Message – cowboy-corporate wit; perfect for offices
• Chef Jusby – food puns, kitchen chaos, pie-forward humor
• Mad Scientist – wild eccentric energy, theatrical gestures
• Secret Agent – discreet entrance, envelope delivery, suave delivery
• Lifeguard – summery celebration, beach vibes
• Train Engineer / The Driver – Americana, folksy humor
• Yabbit Howe – whimsical, eccentric, detective-rabbit charm
• Seasonal White Suit – gentle, clean look for kids and families
• Patriotic Crooner – red/white/blue formal flair
• Lightly Spooky Clown – for fans of the weird (not for children)

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Song Categories (Choose One)

Instead of selecting a specific song, choose a category. Jusby selects the best piece within it based on the recipient, the moment, and the venue.

• Old-School Love Songs
• Birthday Classics
• Upbeat Feel-Good Anthems
• Silly Clown Songs
• Torch Songs & Crooner Ballads
• Campy Show Tunes
• Country / Americana
• Office-Safe Celebrations
• Bar-Friendly Karaoke Favorites
• Holiday & Seasonal Songs
• Personalized Parody (Light Customization)
• Silent Lip-Sync (for shy recipients)

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Who It’s Perfect For

• Sweethearts – romantic classics or playful serenades
• Co-Workers – PG humor, office-safe antics
• Bars & Nightlife – bold entrances, sing-along energy
• Seniors – nostalgic crooner numbers
• Kids & Families – gentle clowning, friendly songs
• Queer Spaces – camp, color, joy, and playful mischief
• Introverts – soft delivery, calm presence
• Roasts & Adult Parties (18+) – cheeky, bolder material by request

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Leave-Behinds (Included or Optional)

Each telegram can include a small keepsake to commemorate the moment.

• Signed “Telegram for You” card
• Mini-photo (printed later on cardstock)
• Small cootie-catcher fortune
• Sticker from one of the characters
• Origami heart, crane, or clown hat
• Balloon twist (simple sculpt)
• “Wise Clown” bookmark
• Confetti envelope (venue-approved)
• LED tea light (for romantic visits)
• Personalized lyric card (light customization)

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Packages & Pricing

• Singing Telegram – $100 (up to 20 minutes)
• Laugh-o-gram – $100 (20-minute laughter-focused visit without singing)

All services require a 50% deposit. Travel outside the core region may include an additional fee. Ask about Military, Student, Senior, and Low-Income discounts.

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Testimonials

“Nothing short of spectacular… He will give you every dime’s worth of your money and then some.”

— Jennifer Zahn-Waldref

“He strives to create a complete atmosphere of fun.”

— Ned Hayes

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How to Book

Send your:

• Desired date and time
• Location
• Character choice
• Song category
• Type of audience (family, office, bar, etc.)
• Any important notes about the recipient

You’ll receive a confirmation, deposit instructions, and a brief review of the plan.

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