Custom video performances delivered privately or live. Funny, heartfelt, strange, or roast-style — tailored to your person.
Pre-Recorded Video
Standard
$75 5-7 minutes * 48-hour delivery
What’s Included
Personalized intro
Custom references
One song (optional)
Ideal for birthdays & simple surprises
Extended
$125 8-12 minutes * 48-hour delivery
What’s Included
Developed theme / narrative arc
Multiple personal references
Song(s) if appropriate
Stronger emotional build
Premium
$200 10-15 minutes * 24-hour priority
What’s Included
Deep customization
Niche / literary references welcome
Tone ranges widely upon request
Designed to be unforgettable
Live (Zoom / Video Call)
Live Short
$125 ~10 minutes Recording optional (recommended)
Live Extended
$225 ~20 minutes More interaction + customization
Occasions
Birthday
A tailored celebration in the tone you choose.
Roast
Playful, clever, not cruel. Boundaries respected.
Breakup Message
Gentle, dramatic, surreal, or darkly comic.
Formal Date Invitation
A bold, memorable invitation.
Apology
Sincere or theatrical delivery with care.
Pep Talk
Grounded or absurd encouragement.
Wedding Speech
Thoughtful, humorous, memorable tribute.
Proposal Assist
Help making the moment unforgettable.
Recite a Famous Line
Dramatic performance of a monologue or passage.
What I Need From you
- Name + pronunciation
- Occasion + date needed
- Desired tone
- Inside jokes & do-not-mention topics
Remote bookings are easiest to schedule and fastest to deliver.
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Intentional. Playful. Unforgettable. 