Custom video performances delivered privately or live. Funny, heartfelt, strange, or roast-style — tailored to your person.
Typical requests include:
Birthdays, roasts, long-distance celebrations, surprise messages, apologies, pep talks, and unusual romantic gestures.
Pre-Recorded Video
Standard
$85 5-7 minutes * 48-hour delivery
What’s Included
Personalized intro
Custom references
One song (optional)
Ideal for birthdays & simple surprises
Extended
$125 8-12 minutes * 48-hour delivery
What’s Included
Developed theme / narrative arc
Multiple personal references
Song(s) if appropriate
Stronger emotional build
Premium
$200 10-15 minutes * 24-hour priority
What’s Included
Deep customization
Niche / literary references welcome
Tone ranges widely upon request
Designed to be unforgettable
Live (Zoom / Video Call)
Live Short
$125 ~10 minutes Recording optional (recommended)
Live Extended
$225 ~20 minutes More interaction + customization
Occasions
Birthday
A tailored celebration in the tone you choose.
Breakup Message
Gentle, dramatic, surreal, or darkly comic.
Formal Date Invitation
A bold, memorable invitation.
Apology
Sincere or theatrical delivery with care.
Roast
Playful, clever, not cruel. Boundaries respected.
Pep Talk
Grounded or absurd encouragement.
Wedding Speech
Thoughtful, humorous, memorable tribute.
Proposal Assist
Help making the moment unforgettable.
Recite a Famous Line
Dramatic performance of a monologue or passage.
Supportive Messages
I also create gentle messages for illness, grief, or remembrance.
For live palliative or bereavement visits, see the Spiritual / Ceremonial page
Most remote videos are delivered within 24–48 hours. Rush options are often possible.
What helps me create something great:
- Name + pronunciation
- Occasion + date needed
- Specific interests or obsessions
- The tone you want (sweet, roast, surreal, etc.)
Example request
“Can you record a birthday roast for my brother? He loves Roman history, just became a dad, and our family jokes about squirrels living in his car.”
If your idea feels a little strange, specific, or oddly personal, that’s exactly the kind of request I enjoy!
Remote bookings are easiest to schedule and fastest to deliver.
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Intentional. Playful. Unforgettable. 