Pie in the Face Delivery
Over 1,000 faces pied. A simple truth: a willing face, a creamy pie, and the right moment can transform a gathering. This service delivers that moment on demand.
Packages
| Package | Description | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Single Pie Surprise | One willing face. Brief performance, tease, and delivery. Includes flavor choice. | $100 |
| Adult-Themed Pie | Consenting adults only. Spicier stagecraft. Optional cheeky add-ons. Longer build-up. | $150 |
| Group / Event Pies | Multiple pies or rotating targets. Ideal for parties, fundraisers, team events. | Quote on request |
Pick Your Flavor
Plain • Chocolate • Strawberry • French Vanilla • Coconut • Organic • Dairy-Free • Sugar-Free
What to Expect
- Arrival: Jusby appears in full clown regalia with pie, kit, and character.
- Tease & Build-up: Short performance to set tone and focus attention.
- The Moment: Clean, centered delivery. Camera-ready if you want photos.
- Consent Check: All pies are delivered only to willing faces.
- Allergy Notes: Flavors and ingredients confirmed in advance.
- Cleanup: I provide a floor mat. Venue provides towels/surface protection.
Where I Travel
Based in Portland, serving the I-5 corridor from Seattle to Eugene. Travel fees may apply.
Booking & Payment
- Deposit: 50% holds your date.
- Balance: Due on arrival.
- Lead Time: Same-week bookings possible depending on schedule.
Ready to book? Use the form below to request date, flavor, package, and location. Include any special notes (birthday reveal, surprise target, adult-themed consent, etc.).
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Flowers? Chocolates? Fancy Dinner?
NOT a romantic Surprise.
Let everyone else fight over the cheap roses.
Your surprise is going to make a romantic memory that will stick.
If you were going to buy your lady a facial, don’t send her to the spa with a gift certificate.
Admit that love is messy, passion is sticky, and life is sweet.
Send a pie-in-the-face, delivered by the award winning Jusby the Clown.
A hand delivered cream pie IS the new facial.
It’s edible. It’s incredible. Serves 2 (or more).
Give your lover “Sexy Pie Face.”
Who knows where things could go from there?
Jusby delivers the pie. The rest is up to you.
Jusby the Clown – Safe, Unique & Affordable 