Jusby

Jusby’s speciality, Over 500 Faces pied to date

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Aboriginal clowns called it entering the Creamtime, in Old French the Tarte Blanche, ancient Romans had Cobbler Rasa. I say pie in the face!

Pie-in-the-faces now available in Plain, Chocolate, Strawberry, French Vanilla, Coconut, Organic and Dairy/Sugar Free.  Pies only delivered to willing faces, of course.

call (360) 888-2729 for a quote

IES shall be DELIVERED to faces within Thurston County.

Arrangements for the PIE to be discussed at a mutually secret location (no one can ever know).

“This offering has been often misunderstood by a paranoid and litigious minority. It is not meant as an assault or insult -though I’ll grant you that you might choose a recipient with whom you are currently disagreeing, but I guarantee that the pie will not help you win any arguments.

“The pie is meant as a sacred honor bestowed at the completion of a rite of passage – the return from a spiritual quest or silent retreat, for instance. The pie represents crossing into dreamtime, into a lucid euphoria, a liminal space between ordinary states, neither the known world nor the unknowable ground of being. It represents the union of the mundane and the divine.

“A messenger arrives and the recipient becomes the message by donning a sweet pillowy mask of non-dairy clouds. It represents inspiration, expiration, ecstasy, synergy, epiphany, catharsis and spiritual transformation. When the clown comes, your life goes from the average to extraordinary. He brings attention to your experience. You are participating in an event that lasts mere seconds but whose residue lasts quite a bit longer.”

Jusby gets ready

Legalese~

Jusby, herein after referred to as the Pie-er, shall take reasonable steps to ensure the safety of the recipient of the pie, herein after referred to as the Pie-ee. You, herein after referred to as the Grand Pie-Bah, shall take reasonable steps to ensure the safety of the Pie-er and will assume any costs such as dry-cleaning and legal fees.

Pie-ee shall have up to one minute of advance warning, herein after referred to as the Build-Up, before Pie-er delivers said pie to Pie-ee’s face. During the build-up, the Pie-er shall determine potential negative consequences and attempt to mitigate them (i.e. ‘Is that an Armani Suit? May I offer you a smock?’ and ‘Can someone hold your glasses and laptop?’).

Delivery of pie, herein after referred to as the Blow-Off, shall be by the tipping or placing method rather than the highly inaccurate and potentially hazardous method of throwing.

If the pie-ee appears, in the judgment of the pie-er, to be too hostile or afraid to graciously receive the Blow-Off, the pie-er will attempt to communicate an alternate plan in which the pie-er BECOMES the pie-ee and we all save face. (i.e. the Backfire Blow-Off)

The Grand Pie-Bah will then be responsible for the dry cleaning of the pie-er’s costume.

Each pie-ee will be photographed and/ or videotaped for promotional purposes.

Bonnie never expected Jusby

“I’ll tell you one thing, the wife still talks about it. It’s right up there with the April Fool’s that I moved our entire apartment out and left a note on the door, leading her to think that we had been ripped off. She thought that she was in the clear because I was all the way in North Carolina. She tells anyone who mentions practical jokes and it’s a common story at most family gatherings. I’ll tell you it was worth the small output of money, because it has become a part of the family narrative, even the kids tell the story, and the video doesn’t even have to be shown anymore.” Pappa G