Circus themed birthday
June 8, 2009I did my first double pieing the other night.
It was at the birthday of a twin, a gemini, but I didn’t pie her and her twin brother. I pied two girls who are dating, and they are both named Erin.
Mauren and her twin brother turned 33 (another symmetrical synchronicity!), and she decided to announce her party on #fcbk. Since she didn’t have a computer with internet at her house, creating the invitation fell to me. Since she had decided on a Circus theme I felt morally obligated to make the scene.
I convinced Heather “Honey” Duke to accompany me and assist with principal photography. heh.
Honey applies the bindi jewel to Maureen’s 3rd eye.
The birthday girl now sees all, and tells nothing. We gotta get her a red nose and clown character though, so she can start participating in the RNB alley events.
“Blaireau” did a great set with a street organ. He’s an actual French “organ grinder”.
This fellow wanted eyes like Siouxsie Sue. Sarah got a white dragon across the nose. How could I have forgotten to take a picture of the Temple kid who got a blue dragon?!
Glen had some great “chicken scratches” from prison.
The King of Olympia (in yellow pants) tried to pie me at one point, but I fended him off with my superior Clown Fu.
The two Erins. My first time doing a double shot.
Bil Fleming finally got his pie… a year in the making.
Before it got dark I got to show off my fan flipping to a beautifully costumed Dutch-Indo family. Who, of course, I didn’t get any pictures of… nor the other clowns! nor the half dozen weiner dogs in cute costumes! Oh, I was preoccupied. With pie-ing! Here’s ANOTHER double shot! Two men, one young and one not.
Tim “Big Mouth” the Ringmaster waited until sunset until he felt ready. Then the Little Prince seemed to want to get it too.
My second double shot EVER. Appropriate for the birthday party of a Gemini Twin.
Then the King set up a video projector and we watched UHF and Shakes the Clown projected on the side of Maureen’s house. Until the cops came.
Here was the epic fail of the night. After a flurry of twittering about inaugurating the new Organic pie-in-the-faces with a red 1/2 pint whipped cream dispenser delivered fast and cheap from e-bay…. it didn’t work.
The busted rubber gasket in my brand new whipped cream dispenser from e-bay. I wasted the first two NO2 cartridges before I realized it wasn’t keeping a seal. Sprayed Horizon Organic Heavy Cream and Agave syrup all over the dining room and Trish’s homework! The seller said “I don’t have spare parts. Call the company!”
The company website lists a spare gasket for $3, but they’re asking for $7 in shipping and handling. That would bring the total up where it would’ve been if I had bought the thing from Fred Meyer or the mall, but they didn’t have RED.
I’m checking locally with Espresso Parts to see if their gaskets are compatible. And I’m geeked to collaborate with them on a Barista Clown idea.
Absconded with Chuck’s hat at the end of the night. I’m keeping it hostage until my missing lucky spatula is found.
Agent Jusby takes his target(s)
May 30, 2009“You know, we’ve been talking about this all year” ~ Tristen, at the end of his party.
Since Halloween, he and I HAD discussed the birthday party pie-ing details at least once a week, sometimes several times a day. When the cost became a factor, he even used his accumulated allowance to make up the difference. (and I adjusted the fee schedule accordingly!)
My assistant, Agent O, acquired the target and lured him to the rendez-vous spot. Agent O was also in charge of the photography.
Birthday boy gets his wish, chocolate pie-in-the-face!
Signed, Declined, Re-signed!
Tate was first to sign the waiver. Boy, his expression changed when I read it to him! He immediately crossed out his name. Then his friends started signing up, and he jumped back on the band wagon with a vengeance. He got a French Vanilla pie.
Joel took it like a champ, very subdued as always.
Kallie didn’t want to wash her face until her mom arrived. She also got chocolate.
Josie got the Sugar Free version.
Tristen’s other school friends opted NOT to get the pie. David and Daniel signed up, but crossed their names off after watching it happen. Aidan and Cody just kept playing in the museum and missed the pie-ing altogether. They showed up in time for cake though!
Note the Lego-ness of the cakes, courtesy a baker friend at Safeway! Each cake has 4 bumps with a candle in each to celebrate turning eight. The red was chocolate, the yellow was vanilla. Dee-lish! I had left over French Vanilla topping instead of ice cream on mine.
Note the matching orange shirts. They were inspired by the Lego Agents sets. The henchmen of Dr. Inferno wear prison orange.
I decided against marking the Inferno logo on our shirts with a Sharpie. Maybe next time.
Agent Jusby caught smoking by the shed.
A few other thoughts… I am so pleased with the new sign and easel! I needed some signage for the upcoming Enterprise for Equity showcase (June 2 at the Water Street Cafe), so I convinced Agent McIsaac of Pinch to design it and update my card. It’s a 22.25″ x 36″, laminated and mounted on black foam core. I rigged up an easel out of giant Tinker Toys and brought it to display outside of the room. Quite a gimmick!
Also, I had an experience of synchronicity while getting the costume pieces together for the gig. Orion and I went to the Westside Goodwill to browse, and we found his blue fedora. We also found a Lego Agents set there for $8! It was in its original box with a SALVAGE sticker on it, and I was reluctant to part with it as a gift for Tristen. I rationalized that it might not have all the parts AND he might get that same set from a friend or family member, whereas Orion didn’t yet have ANY Lego Agents sets.
We’ve often looked at Goodwill or Value Village for Legos ever since I scored two loose Harry Potter sets one day. We hadn’t found any until the Turbocar set showed up. We’re keeping it in the box as an incentive for Orion to visit the dentist!
We decided that we could part with two of our vintage spacemen mini-figs as a gift. We bagged up a red and a white, each with a gun and walky-talkie.
He did get that very set from someone else, in a brand new box!
We also gave him an issue of Lego club magazine, and I burned him a CD.
It included the following music: [please, no suggestions as to what I forgot! I download as fast as I can on P2P networks using dial-up, but I'm soon to upgrade with a wireless PCI card and share wi-fi with the neighbor]
- Danny Diamond – Squirrel Nut Zippers
- It’s a Crime – Magnetic Fields
- How Soon is Now (Smiths tribute) – The String Quartet
- Don’t Die In Me – Mirah (remixed by Bryce Panic)
- Red Angel Dragnet – the Clash
- Highway Man – Sandman feat. Andras, Giles, & Calvin
- Jail – OldTimeRelijun
- Prisons [Frieze to a Phrase Remix] – Anomolies
- Possibly Maybe (Bjork tribute) – Roots of Orchis
- Dub Plate – Systemwide
- Bad Businessman – Squirrel Nut Zippers
- Secret Agent Man – Devo
- Working Undercover For The Man – They Might Be Giants
- Another One Bites the Dust – Queen
- Secret Agent Man – The Ventures
- Birthday – Beatles
- Dance Of the Sugar Plum Fairies – Beavis & Butthead
- Get Smart theme song
- I Controlled the Lego Village – The stupid, stupid henchmen
- Secret Agent Man – Johnny Rivers
- I Had But Fifty Cents – Robert Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders
- Secret Agent 8 – Secret Agent 8
- Lego – The Maccabees
- The Last Words of Dutch Schultz (this is insane) – William S. Burroughs
- Singapore – Tom Waits
END TRANSMISSION, THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF-REPLICATE THRU CYBERSPACE IN 3… 2…1
Volcano Blows Old Friend In
April 10, 2009Friday, March 27, 2009 7:34 07:34:04 PM AKDT
An explosive eruption of Redoubt volcano occurred at approximately 19:25 AKDT (03:25 UTC). National Weather Service reports the cloud height to be approximately 51,000 ft above sea level based on radar. For ash fall advisories, refer to the National Weather Service Redoubt Coordination web page http://pafc.arh.noaa.gov/volcano.php AVO is monitoring the situation closely, the observatory is staffed 24/7.
fcbk “Justin, Call Kate’s cell! she’s stuck in seattle!”
I call the number I usually use and the machine picks up. It happens to be her land line number.
Then I get a call on my cell. Her husband has tracked down my number from my fcbk profile. She begs for salvation. She’s in an hour long line with a three year old. Three weeks into a one-week mission.
I go pick them up for a 3 day layover while we watch the skies using a graph similar to the recent one.
I take Kate and Ella to Rusty Cock Ridge.
I ride the pogo stick.
Kate rides the pogo.
Orion rides a Rusty Cock.
Ella rides a Rusty Cock
Kate rides a Rusty Cock.
And she crosses the Skywalker Bridge.
Kate gets the first mini-pie on April Fool’s eve day.
Ella tries the pie on mommy’s face.
Mentor Carnival
January 30, 2009In honor of National Mentoring Month, the Be The One coalition invited me to attend their Take A Bow Carnival at Komachin Middle School. I wondered how they had found me. My friend, Heather, of Profoundia, had referred me. She and I met at one of Dawn’s Simple Fool classes a year ago. It seemed natural that I should call her and make sure she came along. She decided on her clown name when we reached the parking lot: “Honey”.
Honey and I surround Stephanie from Big Brothers, Big Sisters.
Our initial contact was with Jennifer, also of Big Brothers, Big Sisters (Foster Care enrollment/ Match Support).
Then I got in contact with the coordinator, Puck, of Thurston County Health and Public Services, who thought she might be able to provide me with great quantities of pies and towels. Although that was later vetoed, she did then promise to give me her spats and hooked me up with some pizza… from Brewery City, no less.
Here’s Adam Lee, the illustrious balloon twister. He used to clown but tired of the make-up and had an uncanny knack for the balloons. (Not pictured, his mom who accompanies him.)
Honey was excited about the cotton candy Jackie’s making. Jackie gave us the word from the North Thurston school district: No Pies!
So I only brought one pie and made discrete inquiries. Then left them wanting more.
a first and a last
January 22, 2009Orion cooks us breakfast in bed for the first time. He toasts the jelly onto the bread and puts the butter on afterwards using a diamond shaped cheese trowel.
This picture is a recreation because we ate it so fast. He can also cook his own quesadillas.
Isaiah spends the night. In the morning they’re playing in the office when there’s a banging on the door.
The neighbor, Jesse needs my phone because “She won’t wake up!”
I twitter this:
just lent the neighbor my cell phone to call 911… paramedics are here trying to revive his wife – asthma attack
We watch them cart Sandy off, unresponsive. I see Jesse getting into the ambulance and go out to sign to him: “You got my phone still?” He asks, “Was it pink?” and pulls out a pink Razr phone similar to mine. “Yeah, actually, but it had a plastic case.” He says that it’s still inside. I go in and see another Razr phone, this one is black. Then I see mine. The paramedics warn me not to let the kids in.
I start wondering, (after the prior night’s escapade with Tim and the $100 phone) “What is going on with all the phones?”
My next twitter:
neighbor’s wife did not make it… landlord wants new tenants come March, not the getting arrested or dying kind 4:33 PM Jan 19th
We both have separate long heartfelt talks with Orion about death. At school he is extra emotional: mad and sad. He asks the teacher to help him make a card for Jesse.
On Tuesday a woman called me at school. I happened to be at recess, so I answered. She wanted to book me for Wednesday night. I called her back at lunch and went over details. The daughter would be turning 3. She would probably have 6-7 guests, but no more than 10. It would be from 7 PM to 8:30. We agreed on a price, but… she was not sure about the venue. It would probably be a banquet room, and most likely at the Red Lion, but she would call after checking it out.
Orion and I take the bus home from downtown. As we’re walking from the bus stop to our house we see Jesse. He expresses his sincere gratitude to Orion for the card and gets a hug from him. Then we throw wishing pennies onto the frozen waterfall sculpture. One of his actually slides through a crack in the ice.
I did not hear back from Crystal about the party that night.
I’m still very optimistic. I twitter this:
Gig: b-day party for 3 y/o girl in Red Lion banquet room, then possibly get pie for Big Tom
called Red Lion… “Only one party here… NW Realtors assn”. called client: “we don’t know where it will be.” Party supposed to start @7!
Before putting on make-up I had called again. I got the husband. “Hello, this is Jusby the clown. Are you having a party tonight?” He says, “Yes, we are, but we’re not sure where it’ll be. Can my wife call you back within a half an hour?” “That would be great.” I wait for a while and decide it’s worth the risk getting into make-up. They are definitely having a party after all.
Time passes without a call.
Trish breaks the news to me. “They chickened out and they’re afraid to call you back.”
She’s just more astute that way. I hold onto the idea that they’ll call. Maybe I should go drive around and try to find a party. Maybe I should go to the realtor’s party for a quick walk-through, maybe pie Dino Rossi.
I reach Mike of Big Tom’s. He’s on his way to his Grandma’s.
I go downtown and stare into traffic across from the 4th ave tav.
Eventually, I go to Jake’s because I see that it is Karaoke night with NO COVER, and I sing “Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers.
I start by saying “I didn’t plan on coming here tonight, but did you ever get dressed up and then ditched? I was supposed to be at a birthday party for a three year-old girl… But the b- chickened out!”
During the breaks I mentioned, “My neighbor died. But she deserved it. She laughed at me.” Then later, “I have a co-worker who comes here sometimes and she’s deathly afraid of clowns. I thought I’d surprise her.”
At home I realize that I should get a picture of neighbor Jesse and me one last time. It might cheer him up, and I don’t have any pictures of him or Sandy. I can hear people watching TV and commenting about it loudly. He’s got family over to help him pack.
Instead I start taking pictures of myself out in front of the duplex. Someone finally opens the door wondering about the flashing.
Jesse comes out and I catch the moment. Then he introduces me to his mom and says, “This is my neighbor. He’s a clown.”
They offer me a fresh gingerbread cookie. It’s a delicious end to the night.
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