11 Nights in the Asylum of the Haunted Firehouse

October 31, 2011

 

I’m still processing all that I learned over the course of 11 nights in the Asylum of the Haunted Firehouse.

The #1 thing has to be: if you act crazy long enough, you will convince yourself and others that it is the case AND it will be the case.

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3 Days left with the Haunted Firehouse!

October 29, 2011

most recent pics and VLOG from the Haunted Firehouse…

Very fond of that Green LASER!

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Lots of familiar faces coming through the Haunted Firehouse… some for their 2nd time!


Halloween Clown Evolution

October 28, 2011

Jusby’s Halloween plans have evolved since his 4 year affiliation with the Halloween House.

It began in 2007 with Mike’s post on Myspace asking for people to wear a scary clown costume.  I decided to be a volunteer “Horror Liaison” as my regular clown self .

Danger, A Head

In 2008, I returned with a Mad Hatter (Clown Lite) variation.

I also brought my own music and flaming tea cup.

In 2009, I brought Honey the Clown and wore the referee shirt to keep warm.

Last year (2010), it went OFF THE HOOK with the introduction of the Scary Clown Look at Eastside Big Tom’s Fright Night.

So, it’s been a natural progression to accept a position at the Haunted Firehouse which is open for 3 weekends leading up to Halloween.  Coincidentally, Mike closed up his yard due to the continual stream of trespassers.

2011, it’s Scary Doctor Jusby of the Youth Asylum.

In the Pink “Green Room”, taking a call from Beyond.

http://hauntolympia.com

The Haunted Firehouse is a non-profit fundraiser for Family Support Center and the summer youth theater program Kids at Play. The Haunted Firehouse opens on October 20 and runs for a long weekend, before re-opening on October 26 and running through Halloween night. On weekdays, the Firehouse runs from 5 pm until 10 pm. On weekends, we extend the SCARE until midnight, so come prepared for late-night fear!

NOTE that after 7 pm the Haunted Firehouse is Rated PG13, and those under 13 will only be allowed accompanied by a parent or guardian!

The Haunted Firehouse costs $5 for admission. There are no advance ticket sales — each admission costs only $5! First come, first serve!

DID YOU KNOW THE FIREHOUSE IS ACTUALLY HAUNTED?

  • Former firefighters who worked here reported that an old firefighter who died patrols the halls at nights (our staff know this ghost well!)
  • Rumors of suicides from prisoners held in the jail downstairs.
  • Rodents of unusual size once roamed downstairs in years past.
  • There was a big smallpox outbreak right here downtown in this area and many people died.
  • This used to be the red light district (in Olympia!!!) — the city built this building as part of their public clearing of the brothels that previously stood right near here.
  • Prior to becoming the city hall/fire station this was the livery and stagecoach where people came to town and put their horses or caught the stage.
  • The man that used to have a cabin here on this site, mysteriously drowned in a canoe accident on capital lake right before taking office as one of the first state legislators.

Go Game! Double Down with Double Clowns

September 22, 2011

The last time I participated in the Go Game I had to make the post password protected for adult content!

[p.s. pw= 69]

When the Go Game contacted me this time, I invited Honey the clown along.  Not only does she drive a fuel efficient Prius, but she had some clever ideas about parking that would save me from paying $20 to park right next to the rendezvous spot.  She said that we could park in Queen Anne and take a bus.

However, things had changed since she’d last parked there.   They now have a 2 hr limit on most of those free spaces.  We wound up over at Warren & Howe.  We were a long way from any Fareless Square type bus zone ($2.50 for a ride) so we walked the 2 1/2 miles to the meeting spot.  I had worn my plain black garden clogs.

Then we played the game.  Microsoft employees approached and asked if I could provide them with a mascot for their team.  I gave them a balloon mouse.  The computer kind instead of the rodent kind.  Then I gave them a quick lesson on how to twist a balloon dog.  Their smart phones timed them and gave them a score, and they were on their way.

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Then we WALKED to 6 Arms McMeniman’s for dinner, and met some friends.  I arranged with Rick Blythe for our first fast-to-face after connecting through http://micromentor.org.  He’s been helping me on phone some strategies.  Give a call to book a party and find out what I mean.

Then we WALKED to a friend’s house to get a ride back to our car.  I used googlemaps to estimate that we did about 7 miles.


GRuB Soiree at the Schmidt

September 18, 2011

The nice folks at GRuB (Garden-Raised Bounty) asked if I would support their annual auction with a donation.  Since our family had been a previous recipient of their free raised bed garden, I offered up a Party Extraordinaire on the condition that I could attend the Soiree at the Schmidt with my partner, Honey.

GRuB wisely bundled our services with cupcakes from She & She Gluten Free!

It gave me the chance to rewrite the verbage about the party for Auctioneer, Joe Hyer.

“an extraordinary and unhurried visit by Jusby the Clown AND his lovely assistant, Honey, as your surprise guests performing their amusing brand of edu-tainment for you at the conclusion of which, multiple guests may get a PIE-IN-THE-FACE!
Jusby & Honey will spend 75 minutes at your event facilitating pies, transformations, & guided laughter.  You get to help plan the proportion of each.
Would you prefer to laugh until you can’t stop?
Would you like each of your guests to have a painted face, a tattooed arm, or a balloon creation?
Would you choose to host the next record-breaking pie-in-the-face party?
At any rate, you are bidding on Safe, Appropriate, and Profoundly Memorable Surprises with Jusby the Clown & Comedy Consultant.”

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Pie Fail

August 30, 2011

How many times does this have to happen?  If I’m sitting around without a gig lined up and I get the sudden urge to give away a pie-in-the-face to a former classmate who’s passing through town… Not if… WHEN that happens next, please STOP ME!

Last time I hung out a the corner of Olympia & Washington waiting for Puck.

All thanks to FACEBOOK… instead of relying on instant messages, I’ve got to pick up the phone to confirm the time and place the pieing will happen!

“Aloha, Agent Mousetrap?”

This time, I noticed that Shannon, a former classmate, was updating her status while riding a train between Portland and Seattle.  At least, I thought, we would have to meet at one particular spot: the Centennial Train Station in Lacey.

However, trains don’t always run on time.

At 1PM I proposed the pie-in-the-face.  She said she’d put her face up to the window.  I said that she’d have to step to the open door.  I checked the Amtrak website and saw that the estimated arrival was at 2:20.

However, a branch fell on the tracks and the train was stopped outside of Kelso.

At 1:52 the ETA was 3 O’clock.

At 2:17 I had done the fastest make-up job ever.  And wore my new Tiger God T-shirt from Dr. Sy Bantam of the Healing Journey Radio.

At 2:30 the ETA was 3:35.  I had one of Orion’s classmates over for a playdate, so I figured that I’d let them play at the house as long as possible and keep checking the ETA.

At 2:53 the ETA was 4:05 Then I lay down for a short nap.

At 3:07 @swianecki tweeted Surreal: I’m on a stalled train + old friends are plotting to pie me in the face when I pass through O-lympia! #hijackedbywoodlandcreatures

And the train started moving.

I checked and saw that the ETA was 4:45.

At 4:14 I departed for the station.

At 4:35  She wrote: I was there, camera in hand, waiting for you!  The conductor even let me get off the train!  Where were you?

At 4:40 I arrived at the station and greeted THE WRONG TRAIN!


“I think you wanted the 506… that was the 516. The 506 came through about 10 minutes ago.”

 


Busy Sunday [SITC & 2kid/2clown Party]

August 28, 2011

I was flattered when Ned Hayes asked me to provide some professional face painting to support Kids at Play during Sunday’s Sand in the City.  It also provided another opportunity for intern “Crystal” to shine.

In email exchanges before the event, I quickly found out that an emergency comedy consultation was in order.  They let me know they were providing two palettes of Diamond FX 12 Essentials with four #2 & four #4 brushes.  It’s the same palette I use.  However, the Hands On Children’s Museum (who sponsors the event) had suggested that painters be prepared for 2500 faces over the course of 7 hours! [uh... six faces a minute?!]

I advised:
 I would get way more brushes of varying sizes and shapes.  And sponges.  And baby-wipes.  Just saying.
Especially if you let kids say ‘Tiger’ you need to get a square foot of orange (for example) up in a hurry.
Sidebar: if the paints are not depleted I might suggest you trade those for (a portion of?) the labor of my assistants.  Those clowns have been using my paint!

Luckily, it made sense to them, and we had enough paints AND brushes to cover many many faces.  Of course, we didn’t serve anywhere near the estimate.  In the end, I was able to bequeath my used palette to Crystal and accept a brand new & unopened one as a perk.

 

“Justin is the consummate professional clown. He loves his work — and it shows! He knows his way around kids, makeup, crowd control, and parents. What I love most about working with Justin is that he strives to create a complete atmosphere of fun — with pies, music, professional props, and all the accouterments. Justin is great to work with — and I highly recommend him to anyone who wants to have a GOOD TIME !!!” Ned Hayes

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Then I rushed home to get into clown and gather supplies [pies, Coke & Mentos, and water balloons].  I had a previously booked party for that evening.  The client had called Marie from Sustainable South Sound asking whether I would extend my coupon from last year.  She was especially excited when I further offered to bring Crystal as a Buy One Get One special.


‘Adult’ Singing Telegram + Pie Delivery

August 27, 2011

Right after I started work on my Adult material for the Vaudeville audition, I got a call regarding a party for two amigos turning 40 & 48.  I directed the caller to check out my services page, and she asked about the Adult Themes!  However, she said that kids would be present, so I suggested a second clown.  No dice.  Of course, as soon as I arrived, the kids were all over me and the adult material was kept under wraps as I tried to convince them I was a REAL CLOWN!  One expected scarves to come out of my mouth.

Nevertheless, I sang and delivered pies… even busted out the flaming pies.  Client satisfied.


First of May Clown Internship

August 21, 2011

This is Melanie Beth “Crystal” Curran, my First of May Clown intern.  Because I first discovered my clown at Evergreen, it has long seemed a natural move to become a clowning mentor for other greeners.  So I decided to offer to sponsor either an internship or (as in my experience) an individual learning contract.

http://www.evergreen.edu/individualstudy/internshipinformation.htm < Find or List an Internship Here

I posted a position on Wednesday, August 9th.  On Friday, August 12 I got a response:

This is your future employette, Melanie Beth Curran. 
I have a deep respect for clowning and particularly the history of clowning, as archival research and humorous entertainment are my most developed passions. I live in Olympia Washington and I am ready and willing to work to help you ensure the success of your clowning empire. I am attending a second year at Evergreen starting in late September. 
I will gladly send you a resume once I am on a computer that contain’s that coveted file. Please let me know if this position is already filled so that I may devise a plan to usurp the throne. I have studied clowning for three years at Wavy Gravy’s summertime circus Camp Winnarainbow in Laytonville California.

We met on the 16th and she worked her first gig on the 21st.  We did a five hour face painting gig for the Love Our Local Fest: Northeast Neighborhood Block Party, and I soon found that she possesses mad skillz with paint and brushes.

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By the 29th of August I had a 2nd potential intern contacting me.  However, we soon discovered that unless the position was a full-time paid position she couldn’t pursue it.

I look forward to the day when I have more than enough work to cover all my expenses and can afford that kind of intern!

I immediately rewrote the internship description to clarify:

Assist the clown at parties and other events. Support the clown archives: written/ photo/ video documentation.
Position is on-call. No guaranteed monthly wages. Each meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune.
This is a hands-on, work-related learning experience. It is not a job-job. Opportunities for compensation will be handled with a fair mix of Show & Business.


Rochester Princess Party

August 20, 2011

I invited Juliette to assist during a Party Extraordinaire in Rochester for a 4 y/o girl’s princess party.  We had a blast!  They had a professional photographer/ videographer, pony rides, croquet, trampoline, pinata, and swimming pool!  We came to twist balloons (Juliette’s area of expertise) and paint faces.  I also delivered a few pies, of course.  The total went up to ~536

Since it was the hottest day of the summer… we jumped in the pool at the end!

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A little backstory

The clients first inquired about the party through a facebook message on August 5th, confirmed through facebook on the 8th!  We had lots of positive facebook interactions, including using the pic of Juliette w/ the birthday girl as a profile pic!  I definitely recommend using your facebook profile vs. your page.

Would you rather ‘friend’ or ‘like’ your child’s birthday clown?

[you can do both with Jusby]


Brad & John of KISM Bellingham

August 3, 2011

I got a message on my phone that some DJ’s on 92.9 KISM Classic Rock saw the Seattle Times feed about clown camp and would like to talk to me…

I was otherwise engaged during their 5:30 – 10 AM show [working at Juvie].  They went ahead during their “I Can’t Believe It’s News 8/3 early” segment and had a little fun with the idea of it.

LISTEN HERE<

“It’s time to get serious about college.  My dad told me I need to buckle up!”

“Son, have you finally figured out… four years at college… have you finally figured out where you’re going?”

“Yes, father, my career track is taking me into clowning.”

“I knew we never should have sent him to Evergreen!”


Block Party! YEF Stage

July 30, 2011

I recently jointed the Youth Enrichment Foundation as a Platinum Participating Merchant > You can now buy $100 gift checks through them toward my services.  They invited me out to their annual Block Party at the Hawk’s Prairie Home Depot Parking lot.  They had 60 vendors and shows every hour on the hour.  I took the 2 o’clock spot and also offered to improvise during set changes with some witty banter.  Since I was so close to breaking the 500th pie mark I played that up.

I reached the 500th pie by 12:45!

Kai Lyn got pied

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Clown campers, Smoothy, Memo & Checked the clowns showed up and helped with the show.  We did 15 minutes of Laughter Yoga and then they handled pieing another dozen faces .

the sprinkler laugh

I stuck around until after the Kids at Play set.  They had about 50 youth singing and dancing selections from Honk, the musical (based on Hans Christian Anderson’s “the Ugly Duckling”).  I got it into my head that I would try for a new record of faces pied ALL AT ONCE.  I figured that I’d get each kid to hold a mini-pie, and I could run down the line pieing them in a wave.

They had other plans…

complete chaos and mass hysteria!  They pied each other and then pied me! Oh, well.  It guess I had it coming.

Is it more fun to give than receive?

Share your opinion in the comments


Clown Camp Day 5 [Finale]

July 29, 2011

The Campers got their turn to be pied… and, of course, to pie Jusby!

Campers also had the chance to do their own make-up or have it done by a counselor.  Memo, Smoothy, and Monstro did their own; they’ve been trying different types of make-up each day in the same basic pattern.  Mini-Silly had her face done by Miss Kate.  Miss Kate did her own and created a new speaking clown, Curley.  I recreated Checked’s checker-board face using grease paint instead of water-based face paint.

We reviewed the skills by rotating at 1 minute intervals through 12 stations:

  • juggle balls
  • juggle rings
  • juggle scarves
  • balance stick/pole/club/etc.
  • unicycle
  • stilts
  • fans
  • balloons
  • parachute
  • laughter yoga – hula hoop
  • baton
  • devil sticks/ flower sticks

At 1pm we were joined by an Olympia Parks & Recreation Camp and put on a show for them.  We concluded by inviting counselors up to supervise several of the stations (stilts, hula hoop, parachute).  We replaced the unicycle with the wagon and miniature bicycle.

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The Olympian’s article:

Silliness wasn’t required – but it certainly was encouraged last week at one South Sound day camp.

Technically, there were only three rules at Clown Camp, according to instructor Justin “Jusby the Clown” Wright.

“Just be safe, just be supportive and just be challenged,” he said.


Clown Camp Day 4 [Slideshow & VLOG]

July 28, 2011

Guest counselors: Elliot (gibberish & laughter yoga) & Juliette (brain dance & balloon twisting)

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“Unexpectedly walking up on clown camp made three elderly ladies (91, 83, and 82) thrilled today….and I hope the kids could feel that joy. Thank you for sharing your happy campers!


Clown Camp Day 3 [Slideshow & Vlog]

July 27, 2011

We looked forward with great anticipation to being overrun by new clowns for the FREE & All-Ages Wednesday.

At least Juliette showed up.

Education reporter,  Lisa Pemberton & photographer Tony Overman of the Olympian asked lots of questions and took lots of pictures for the Beyond the Classroom summer series.  It’ll be in Monday’s paper and online at http://www.theolympian.com/education/

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packing up camp for the day, 2 girls shouted they were scared of clowns… oh, wait, are you Jusby the Clown? [then did happy clappy dance] @jusbytheclown on Twitter

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