Kooza

April 16, 2010

Another Dream come true: Cirque Du Soleil

My mother and aunt Tia combined resources to buy tickets for Trish, Orion, Oma and me to celebrate my 41st birthday in April.  I prepped by visiting the official site and watching the trailer for Kooza.

The promo materials emphasizing the clown elements gave me high expectations.

KOOZA tells the story of The Innocent, a melancholy loner in search of his place in the world.

KOOZA is a return to the origins of Cirque du Soleil: It combines two circus traditions – acrobatic performance and the art of clowning. The show highlights the physical demands of human performance in all its splendor and fragility, presented in a colorful mélange that emphasizes bold slapstick humor.

The Innocent’s journey brings him into contact with a panoply of comic characters such as the King, the Trickster, the Pickpocket, and the Obnoxious Tourist and his Bad Dog.

Oh, Man!  I’m totally gonna dig that!  I’m all about melancholy loner in search of his place… Oh, man, a Trickster and everything.  This is so gonna rock my world.  It’s just the kick in the pants I need to set my sights above and beyond these low-hanging fruits!

Or so I thought.

We arrive in a down pour.  It makes those last few minutes finding the parking lot into an adventure fraught with danger.  The rain will be significant later.  It stops shortly after we arrive, and we rendez-vous with Oma.

No pictures will be allowed inside Le Grand Chapiteau, or Big Top.  I snap a pic of the family and put the camera inside my jacket’s breast pocket.  Our seats are on the last row of metal bleachers.  Behind us, a dark crevasse.  I take off my coat and set it down on the bleacher.  At some point I have to stand to let people pass by.  The coat makes a silent departure into the crevasse.  At the intermission I seek an usher.  Instead of retreating back the way we came I advance toward the stage.  The usher is also a guard against those trying to crash into the Tapis Rouge (Red Carpet) area. Those folks get special treatment.  Oh la la, c’est cher.  Trop cher!  Way Trop Cher.

The usher asks “Can you identify it?”  Yes, it’s a black Calvin Klein, given to me by my mother-in-law.  Thank you very much.  They will look for it after the show if I could please wait around.  Then between acts they let me know that they have found it and that it is soaking wet. Fell into a puddle!  I have to wait until the end to determine that the camera is still okay.

They didn’t actually have this pickpocket at our show that I can recall.  The mark’s name is Justin.  The pickpocket clown is talented, but not hilarious or profoundly memorable by my estimation.

After the show, camera checks out fine.

Kept the Popcorn Box (and scanned it) as a souvenir as well as the water cup.  I had been determined not to buy anything as drastically overpriced as I knew they would be.  Orion was determined to get a snack and drink as we had driven straight from Olympia to Portland that morning.

Twenty Dollar Program showing the Mad King and his two Jesters

With the Algerian program vendor.  Here we are conversing in French about Oma and Trish… how beautiful they are and how lucky I am, of course.

I was impressed.  Don’t get me wrong.  It was my first CdS show, and I took some lessons away.

  • Be in your body
  • Go beyond language
  • Refine your art
  • Control your image
  • Prize your reputation
  • Inflate your value

and yet… I remember this guy, and wanted the clowns to be more like him.

I laughed during Kooza and sometimes heartily, but I didn’t get the guffaws I expected or the epiphany built up by the show’s blurb.  It didn’t hold together like I thought it might.  I’ve seen several videos and the Varekai Fire Within documentary.  I’ve heard Sage’s story of auditioning for the Cirque.  Then, recently, I heard more about Sage working as a stilter to promote Kooza.  Of course, I’ve had many people ask if that was my ultimate goal with clowning.

I think, after this, that it is not.  Neither is it to work for Ringling.  But to be in ensemble is beautiful.  To have structures and systems of theatrical support is wonderful.  These things build up expectations and make it safe for audiences to suspend disbelief, to at least applaud at conditioned intervals, and to ritualize a material sacrifice.

It’s a money hole.  Quite the spectacle.


Noise Guy Pied

August 5, 2010

Charlie “The Noise Guy” Williams (of Isaaquah) capped off the Summer Children’s Entertainment Series on Tuesday night.  Capped it right off. bang-bang-bang. ke-BaaaNGGG!

Okay, kids.   You can only make these sounds OUTSIDE, okay?  Have a fun car ride home, parents.

Blasting the kiddy mosh pit with a Super Soaker to illustrate the effects of Hurricane Charlie.

And a third volley because they screamed “More, more, you fool!  We must be subdued by your hydraulic arsenal or we will rush the stage!”

What a pretty face!  It almost seems a shame to cover it in pie.  Almost.

We arranged to meet on Thursday morning before Charlie’s next Olympia show (at the downtown library).  We had a blast comparing stories and riffing on each others’ material.  We’ had a delicious breakfast at the New Moon Cafe (Vampire themed vegan breakfasts – j/k). He ordered French Toast.  I ordered the Monte Cristo… which is a triple-decker French toast club sandwich.  I brought a Buy Local coupon.  He brought a credit card.  Breakfast was on him!

Charlie’s modeling the new Magnum salon cape that replaced the backwards lab coat for pieing.  He’s always wanted a pie-in-the-face.  It was fate that brought us together.  Fate and FACEBOOK.

Now it’s time for his Jusby Desert.

Desert was on him too!

No skimping on the pie!  If you look closely you’ll see Terry Zander, former piee, peering at us from inside.  Also seen in the New Moon that morning, former client, Debe Edden.

Ooops.  Somebody’s gonna have to clean that up!  Out came Terry Zander to the rescue with several buckets of water and an industrial push broom.  The catch?  I had to listen to his jokes.

Speaking of water… an hour later Charlie’s back to squirting the children for the conclusion of Take a Splash, Read!

What IS that racket?

It’s your new light saber on the first day of Jedi School.  Good thing Master Yoda had that tip about the AA batteries.

“My crops need watering on Farmville!  I’m wasting time on Facebook!”

Charlie wrote a book: “Flush, an Ode to Toilets”.

OMG, I Pied ANOTHER AUTHOR!

I’m am the literariest clown in the whole reciprocating bio-region of Cascadia!

Charlie’s review of the Pieing

Out of the choices: Strongly Agree, Agree, Disagree, Strongly Disagree or Not Applicable

Charlie selected Strongly Agree for All 7 survey questions

Pie

  1. The pie had an adequate, clearly identifiable target.
  2. Pie met my expectations in terms of its stated target.
  3. Comedy was appropriate for the amount of time allowed.
  4. Pie increased my laughter and/or expanded my smile.
  5. I will be able to apply the pie content to my current job assignment.

Clown

  1. The clown was organized and prepared.
  2. The clown had a thorough knowledge of the subject.
  3. The clown used effective talking and hand motions and stuff.

He also added the following comments: “Pied Piper, Pied lovebird, Pie in the sky, the great pie of Sauron”


Heather Pearl

July 20, 2010

I was SUPER EXCITED when I saw that Heather Pearl was coming to the Lacey Parks Children’s Entertainment Series…

because She’s a CLOWN!

And as much as I love watching humorists, and humorful jugglers, and comedic magicians, and funny musicians… I am first and foremost, A CLOWN! DUH!

And as an added bonus, she’s from Portland, so maybe I’ll get to visit… do a little coffee talk… perhaps a Pie-in-the-face.

And as an added added bonus-bonus… she’s a movement instructor for the Waldorf school down there.  And Orion just completed two years of Waldorf Kindergarten.

http://www.heatherpearl.org/

That’s one way to put on your hat!

Scarf juggling in the wind!

Then it was time for Culture & Dance!  An Argentinian Tango with FAN… and the fan has a mind of its own… and keeps GROWING!

I’m inspired to keep working with my fans and adding in music, dance, comedy, and flipping!

Throwing Three Rings to Three Kids!  The ducking boy on the right is Orion.

Juggling Atop a Circus Ball!

Taking a Bow!

Beautiful post cards>


Pies for Ashton Place

July 10, 2010

Shortly before we departed Memphis, I volunteered to visit with staff and residents of Grama Mary’s care facility.  I brought pies and we did an abbreviated session of Laughter Yoga.

Here’s Theo, who’s celebrating a year at Ashton Place… and moving from custodial to ACTIVITIES!

“How are you doing, Theo?”

“I’m BLESSED!”

Meet Juanita.  She’s celebrating a year of Holy Deadlock… uh, Wedlock.

There’s Grama Mary at her first Jusby Pieing Event!

The main improvement to Doc Jusby’s costume is the addition of my COAI patch on the scrubs over the spot that said “Hospital Property”!  Thanks Aunt Elaine for making quick work with the sewing machine.  My hand stitching would have taken forever.

I still have to add:

  • Thespian patch with Comedy & Tragedy Masks
  • Rusty Cock Ridge Patch
  • Eastside Big Tom Patch

I have since upgraded to a salon cape for the piees, I can make changes to the lab coat as well – patches, embroidery, piping, etc.  That means an appointment with a seamstress!


Pieing the Chef and Author, Wendy Sumner-Winter

July 10, 2010

Here’s Wendy Sumner-Winter!

Pied in Memphis, in her own back yard… celebrating her M.F.A in Creative Writing Degree!

Another Author Pied!  I’ve got such educated and talented clients!

Yes, she is also a chef.  She served us such wonderful treats during our Memphis stay.  For example: Bacon and Basil Salmon with Grits followed by a Scotch & pear liqueur over French vanilla ice cream.

We adjourned that evening to a monthly book club held at a swank Memphis maison bourgeoise de toute facon. ZUT ALORS!  We’re talking swank in-ground saline pool!  We’re talking blender full of Daiquiris and fancy BBQ chicken nachos, BACON spring rolls, and all the kids with a sitter!

The monthly book club was to discuss Mary Akers collection of short stories Women Up On Blocks.  Wendy had let us know about the club meeting at the beginning of our week together, and I took the opportunity to give the book a try.    Wendy loved it.  She gave it 5 stars on Amazon.  All 11 Amazon reviewers agreed: 5 STAR BOOK.

I only finished the first two stories.  Only one other person of the 10 at the club had, in fact, read the book.  A lively, if theoretical, discussion ensued.  I’d been intrigued by “Animo, Anima, Animus” the story of the woman who paints herself  like a tiger and protests animal cruelty in a cage outside the circus.   It was stimulating on several levels.  However, I did notice the pattern that the other two readers mentioned: the women in these stories don’t progress.  We’re left hanging and frustrated.

The other big critique we heard was “I didn’t learn anything from her voice.”  Many of the characters are low rent Appalachians, and, as Southerners, this affluent and educated group didn’t quite buy it.  Well, yeah, sadly, the majority didn’t bother to buy the book though they could obviously afford it.  [granted, there were mitigating circumstances, slight miscommunication, parental obligations, Summer ennui, the WORLD CUP!]

Then they took suggestions for next month’s book.  Two people suggested the classic novel “Cry, the beloved Country” [set in South Africa], one suggested a new non-fiction hardcover “Cognitive Surplus”, and…

I suggested “Clown Girl”!

Clown Girl, by Monica Drake, a Portland author, I’ve had the pleasure to meet… and pie.  Her husband is an author, and I pied him too.  She brought two other author friends.  I pied them all.

For a slightly lighter fare (than apartheid-era South Africa), this is the story of a clown who wants to raise her clowning to a higher art form by developing a clown version of Kafka’s Metamorphosis, but she finds that what sells is either Christian balloon sculptures… or private adult parties for clown fetishists.  Clown prostitution, in other words.  For a good time, Clown Girl by Monica Drake.

I thoroughly enjoyed the company of sophisticated adults engaged in friendly debate.  Not a passionate argument, not a political or religious shouting match, but a literary critique.  Refreshing.  Because they were digitally sophisticated, they were able to look up Clown Girl on an iphone and noticed it had a flattering forward by Chuck Palahniuk, but in the end they voted for “Cry, the Beloved Country”, and so I don’t have to host the club in August.

But they were prepared to either fly me back out or Skype me in.

Try also, the Red Stiletto, invented by mixologist Kate DiMaggio in honor of Women Up On Blocks!


Some of the Memphis Transformations

July 9, 2010

Practicing face painting on our spontaneous vacation

Mixing up the Henna to practice the Mehndi hands and feet.

By request, a green spotless giraffe.

New Plain Red T-Shirt from a Memphis Walgreen’s outside Otherlands Coffee.

There’s the full effect with custom cut offs, pirate store socks, and only slightly too big Turf King garden slippers.

To Otherlands, You had me at FREE WI-FI !  And it’s lucky you were one block away from the scene of the scene.


Louie Foxx Show

June 29, 2010

Louie Foxx also came to Huntamer Park as part of Lacey parks & recreations Children’s Entertainment Series.

Here’s Fish Puppet “Gill” fitting in with the Library’s “Make a Splash, Read” theme.  Of course, he emphasized that he learned magic as a child by… READING LIBRARY BOOKS!

The third or fourth magic wand…

The FINAL MAGIC WAND!!!

Teaching Jeanette how to spin a lasso.  He learned lasso and whip theory… FROM READING LIBRARY BOOKS!  He also learned that the first rope tricks were originated by the Chinese… who passed the skills to the Spaniards and Mexicans… who passed them to the American Cowboys.

Cracking the whip and disintegrating a carnation.


Cesar is pleased to retain the use of his right hand after the trick.


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Olympia’s New Laughter Yoga Leaders

June 27, 2010

Another Dream Realized!  Trish and I are now BOTH certified Laughter Yoga Leaders!

Menu of services to be updated soon… our first clients will be the residents of Evergreen Nursing and Rehab.

A Truly Qualified Group of Laughter Yoga Leaders!  Certificated on June 27th by Andrea Crisp (Left in pink) of Portland Laughter Yoga.

A variety of Laughs: Lion Laugh, Martian Laugh, Cell Phone Laugh, Namaste Greeting Laugh, Bite your Thumb Laugh

Now there are FOUR Certified Laughter Yoga Leaders in Olympia: Jusby, Trish, Lightbear and Miss Kate.

We will be serving collectively and autonomously to bring a greater volume and frequency of healthy laughter to the Olympia, Lacey, Tumwater, and greater Thurston county area!!!

Very Good, Very Good, YAY!!!


Makin’ Deals and Pieing Faces

June 19, 2010

An old college friend was in town recently and agreed to a pie in the face.

No wait, a fcbking friend who happened to go to the same college… and had a show on KAOS around the same time as me… and whose song I’d put on Dance O’ Dance… a friend of a friend really… in town for the other friend’s wedding… to which I wasn’t invited. Oh, dear, this is embarrassing.  The friend getting married also had a show on KAOS and put me in her infamous movie (“Love is Stupid”)… but I’d dated several of her friends… and they might have been invited to the wedding, and since everybody else lives in different cities… oh, whatever, you just can’t invite everybody to your wedding when space is limited.  I forgive you, Jenny Jenkins.

But we were talking about Caroline “Puck” Deutermann who agreed to the pie… casually, on facebook.

I take it seriously and send instructions to meet at the corner of Olympia and Washington at noon.

I splash on make-up and Oly-alt-hippy-organic-farmer costume (tie dye & overalls) and rush down there with Orion as assistant & photographer in tow.

Then I find myself waiting on the corner…. Puck didn’t take it seriously, and I forgot to bring her phone number.  It turns out that she’s around the corner at Old School or Dumpster Values or drinkin’ Artesian Well Water or sumptin.  So I decide to walk over to Whittle (the woodshop for imaginations of all sizes) and follow-up on my inquiry about custom folding fans.

Kyle decides that he can build one completely out of wood (replacing the metal pin with a wood dowel).  Once we create a production system,  we can make as many as I need and bring down the cost per unit.  I let him borrow one of my Indonesian fighting fans as a model, give him $20 for some parts and labor, and he says he’d make the wooden frame if I get the fabric.  Check back in three weeks.

We seal the deal with a handshake.

We have time to swing by the library and catch Jeff Evans doing his Aquafir Man routine for Take a Splash Read during the Imagination Celebration.

Then I head home and get Puck’s number from her fcbk info page.  She’s running late for the wedding now, so we can only visit long enough for me to deliver the pie.  Then she needs new stockings.  We meet in front of the Tea Lady’s new location near my house.

On the 30th of June (11 days later), we’re called out of town on a family emergency.  I’m back on the 11th (22 days later).  I haven’t heard from Kyle, but I also haven’t found the fabric I want.  By the 18th, I’ve obtained several yards of silk from Honey the Clown’s stash AND inspired Jerome at Rusty Cock Ridge to whip up a prototype in his shop.  Still no call from Kyle.

Yesterday, I drove downtown to find out how it was progressing.

Whittle is no longer in the storefront on Capital Blvd!

The website doesn’t show a physical address anymore, and no one answered the phone.

Hey, no fair.

Well, that’s one less birthday party option competing for parents.

[edit. update. kyle replied via email: "Things hapened quickly when we got the offer for the new space.  This doesn't affect your fans, except tha it will be a couple more weeks for me to get completeply set up.  If that's a problem, let me know.  I'll call you first thing next week." YAY, new space! Fans in a few weeks!]


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Mud Run and Camp Thunderbird

June 11, 2010

Undecided about a costume for my premiere/finale as a Lincoln Elementary employee, I looked for some inspiration on the Camp Thunderbird info sheet.  It said: “Water is Off Limits” and that resonated with the global angst about the BP-Gulf of Mexico Disaster, so I dressed in hip waders and brought my blue buckets.

On the way up 101 we heard on KAOS that the annual Evergreen Mud Run was scheduled to begin and precisely that moment, so I pulled over and made like a clown going for a stroll on the beach… perplexed, intrigued and astonished to find nekkid ppl running across the mud flats.

Two pics by Laura Killian.  The rest of her FLICKR set> http://www.flickr.com/photos/tricyrtis_hirta/collections/72157624134769015/

A couple of pics by Trish>

“There’s some dirty hippies takin’ a hippy mud bath before they gotta gradjamacate today!”

“Is that a Gooey Duck or are you just happy to see me?”

Then we drove to Camp Thunderbird.  I made myself useful at the “Circus, Circus” activity station.  I had been led to believe that I was expected, that students would learn to walk on stilts, make their own juggling balls, and practice other skills like slack rope walking.  There were stilts there.  They had decided against the balloon+sand bag juggling ball construction portion of the circus for ecological+logistical reasons.  I’d brung my rubber squirting fish in the bucket and gave tutorials with those.  I also assisted with stilt fitting and walking and encouraged one girl to add hula hooping to her stilt walking.  She could do it for almost half a minute!

A couple more pics by Trish>

I joined the talent show too late to get a hula hoop, so I faked it.

When they provided one I continued to fake it!

Photo by Julie Montgomery of me during Juggling practice with Eloise.


the Many Facets of Humor pt 2

June 1, 2010

This spring I achieved a long-term goal of teaching a class on clowning.

I’m thankful for Luci Phillips initiating a panel driven series on “The Many Facets of Humor” through the Olympia Unitarian Congregation adult education program.  I had made a solo attempt last year… with no enrollment.  This time, we had six facilitators, each with a separate area of expertise, so there was a built-in group of participants each time: co-facilitators, spouses, their children & friends.  The first two sessions were supposed to be ‘inter-generational’.  That is, children would be allowed. The first session, on March 31st, was facilitated by the Laughter Yoga leader from Tacoma.  Taking a Laughter Yoga workshop had also been a long-term goal of mine, ever since Oma Barbara showed me the documentary “Laughing Club of Mumbai”.

I accepted the April 6th slot (my sister’s birthday), so that I could open my session to students on their spring break.  Orion was the only kid who showed up for either “intergenerational” sessions.  He and Trish both attended my debut as a clown educator.

I made a conscious decision to spend the majority of my allotted time facilitating instead of performing or lecturing.  I followed the model of the Simple Fool classes: movement, eye contact, and vocalizations that conclude with the Sheet Improv.

  • The clown crosses the Threshold (blue tape line)
  • Looks at the audience
  • Notices the sheet
  • Touches the sheet
  • Something happens (an improv)
  • Looks at the audience
  • Crosses back across the Threshold

We had a blast!  Lots of great feedback, including one in writing that arrived the following week.

Thank you ever so much for your important contribution to “The many Facets of Humor” program.  The night when we were all clowns brought out the comic in each of us and the laughter yoga brought us all together in a happy way.  Your pleasant and kind demeanor was much appreciated.

Carol L. Allen, OUUC Adult Education Committee


Thinking Outside the box pt 4

May 30, 2010

Sunday, we moved the whole shebang over to Temple Beth Hatfiloh

Lots of faces pied

Mary Margaret Fondriest stepped up to the challenge.

Mark Enslin stepped up.

Paula Murphy (presenter of The Chiropractic Center of my Dreams) stepped up with a pal for a twofer.

I finished the weekend with a twofer as well.


and a bunch of unpied faces

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Thinking Outside the box pt 3

May 29, 2010

Saturday

Thai, no pie

at Mekong

Stormy, Trish, Gaston, Mark – Rosebud -

The discussions about Redesigning Health care continued…


Pie-ing Patch while Designing a Society

May 28, 2010

We arrived at the Fremont Studios for Patch Adam’s birthday party celebration at about 9 PM and found him strolling outside for a break of some sort.  I sprung into action, and he graciously stood still for it while I waived the usual speechifying and simply presented the pie-in-the-face.

Inside, we rocked out until past midnight!

Miss Kate accepted her pie-in-the-face, and reciprocated in kind.

The evening concluded with a twofer and I broke the 300 pied faces mark!


Thinking Outside the Box pt 1

May 28, 2010

By late Friday afternoon of the Redesigning Health Care intensive I found some folks to accept a few pies.

The first face was familiar, but it took me a day to place him.  He’d been Seanny Ray, the bizarre accordionist at the TCTV “Show Off” talent show.

Here’s Phil Emerson getting pied.  He initially wanted to waive the smock and leave his glasses on, but later appreciated our precautions.

Erika Campbell looking serene.

I asked Patch to accept a pie, and he said “Yes”, but he refused to sign the waiver and preferred it to be a surprise rather than standing and accepting it on the spot.


Pirate (Clown) Party for 6 y/o Boy

May 23, 2010

Captain Jusby, First Mate Miss Kate and their Pirate crew

Dear Jusby,

I am in need of a clown quickly, my son is having his 6th birthday party in Lacey WA. at Rainier Vista park on Sunday May 23rd, the party is from 3:30 to 6:30, but we need a clown for an hour or so. I know it’s short notice but he wanted a pirate party and well no pirates around here I guess, now he wants a clown. Is there anything you can do? What is your cost?

Thank You!  A Mom


Dear Mom,

I am totally willing to tweak my costume and routine toward a Pirate themed party.
As you have noticed from the website, the pie-in-the-face is my specialty, and I find it best if parents have advance warning so they can be prepared with 1) spare clothes & 2) their own camera!

I’m thinking I’ll include:
Pirate Transformations (Scars, mustaches, temp tattoos)
Treasure Hunt (wild goose chase)
Balloon Swords

Of course, I’ll bring “Snowball” the pie-rat and plenty of pies.

***

I found an assistant who is available on Sunday: (“First Mate”) Miss Kate!  She also attended The Silly Fool School of Top Secret Esoteric Clowning AND has clowned abroad with Patch Adams, AND she is a Certified Laughter Yoga Leader.
Her services are included in my rates.  We will paint faces twice as fast.  We will PIE faces twice as fast.
We can split guests into two teams for pirate games.
We can engage adults AND children simultaneously.

Oh, I love it when an assistant is available!

Jusby

Oh, kid, this is gonna be great!  Are you absolutely sure you want this?

This girl kept trying to put the labcoat on forwards instead of backwards like a smock.  We had a little matador action going on for a minute.

Jusby gives advice about pie-ing your own mother: “She carried you for nine months… don’t hurt her!”

Okay, Mom, this is what happens when you hire Jusby.

Dad’s Turn!

Mission Accomplished